I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for...
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Tina Fey
Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.
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Russell Brand
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.
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Douglas Adams
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Lex Martin
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I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me.
